Dad, You're Not Funny and Other Poems,9780745940243

Dad, You're Not Funny and Other Poems

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ISBN13: 9780745940243
ISBN10: 0745940242
Format: Hardcover
Pub. Date: 1999-09-01
Publisher(s): Lion Pub
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Summary

A collection of humorous light verse from this well-known English writer.

Table of Contents

Introduction
Family and Friends
The Best Dad
9(1)
Dad, You're Not Funny
10(2)
Cranky, Scotty, Mooey and Me
12(4)
Sue Was Two
16(1)
Ten Things Mums Never Say
17(1)
When Grandad Comes to Stay
18(1)
Kisses
19(1)
Shopping with Mum
20(2)
Best Friends
22(1)
Fun and Games
The Flying Wheel
23(1)
Pocket Money
24(2)
Mud
26(1)
Digging a Hole
27(1)
Travel Game
28(1)
The Monarch
29(1)
Knocking on Doors
30(3)
Countdown
33(1)
The Fair
34(1)
Tread on a Crack and You Marry a Rat
35(1)
Alphabet
36(2)
You're It!
38(1)
Roads and Places
Secrets
39(1)
Lovers' Lane
40(1)
Railway Track
41(1)
Haunted House
42(2)
In Our Garden
44(1)
Jubilee Road
45(1)
Heaven
46(2)
Cathedral
48(1)
Ladies and Gentlemen
The Queen of May
49(1)
Rag and Bone Man
50(2)
Cowboy
52(1)
The Teacher's Gift
53(1)
Snogging
54(1)
Teddy Boy
55(1)
Stinker
56(1)
Miss Hart
57(1)
Bobby
58(1)
News and Weather
Whether the Weather
59(1)
Christmas
60(2)
New Year's Resolution
62(1)
It's Fun to Have a Fever
63(1)
Fire!
64(2)
PC Buttle
66(1)
In My Day
67(1)
Get Off
68(2)
New Shoes
70(1)
December 19th
71(1)
Birth
72(1)
Body and Spirit
Who Am I?
73(1)
The Skull
74(2)
Hair and Teeth and Face and Hands
76(2)
Gingerbread Man
78(1)
Food
79(1)
Elbows
79(1)
With My Hands
80(2)
Ghost Story
82(1)
Ode to a Nose
83(1)
Backwards
84(1)
Animals and Insects
The Spider's Excuse
85(1)
Miss Muffett
85(1)
Hey Diddle Diddle
86(1)
Hickory Digital Clock
87(1)
Cat
88(1)
Limerick
89(1)
A Dog Called Nothing
90(1)
Thoughts and Dreams
What Did You Want to Be When You Grew Up?
91(1)
That Little Word
92(1)
The Wheel
93(1)
Why Are You Late for School?
94(1)
I Want to Be
95(1)
The Future
96

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